Monday, December 22, 2008

Back in sg. Probably aint gonna blog anymore. Cya

It's all about me

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

F**K you shakespeare. Y u gotta write plays in such weird english ways. U know how bloody hard it is to study? I cant remember any qoutes. You just had to complicate matters eh?

"The Moor is of a free and open nature / that thinks men honest that but seem to be so"
Cant you just bloody say that guy is too trusting and trust the wrong people.

"It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on."
I don even know wat that means.


On the other hand, i did pretty well for bio. Its a wonder what studying does for u.

It's all about me

Sunday, November 16, 2008

On a more fucked up note, i got my bio exam tomorrow, and i'm pretty much screwed.

Can anyone tell me y the hip girdle is longer in primates then in humans. And wat use is that to humans. Cant find i in my books or even the internet. If anyone knows please tell me by singapore time 7pm.

It's all about me

Saturday, November 15, 2008

I dont like emo, but this is nth u can imagine. I used to think blogging was a way to let people know wats on in ur life, but i realised it can be a place to keep memories and write out ur thoughts so it comes off ur chest. Unknowingly, i've been storing all my memories in this blog. At the risk of sounding gay, i'm still gonna blog out.


You thought of that summer again, the bustling shoreline,
The youngster within my memory, an arrogant declaration.

Holding out my two arms I could embrace the entire world,
believing that all the dreams would come true.
Nothing seemed too far away.
In the blink of an eye, years have passed.

That is the past that we can never return to
Fortunately we can still continue believing in the faith that we had
The world attempts to change that original youngster

We once stood out drunk, the times have passed,
But inside our hearts, we are still those stupid youngsters.


In the words of Vitamin C "When we leave this year, we wont be coming back, no more hanging out cause we're on a different track."

It was the last day of school yesterday. Went out with a bang. We clubbed hop 12 different clubs. But after all of that, the truth finally sinks in. The year's gone like that.
Sent a friend off 2 days ago.
Thats the worst thing bout studying overseas. U meet people from all over the world, and once school ends, u almost never meet each other again cause they're all over the world.

Photos will never be enough to keep the memories. Like the time 4 of us had to squeeze into the back of the car cause the driver wanted to let his chick ride in the front. Or the time we downed 16 bottles of beer each and we got so stonned we we threw up in the restaurant. The first time i met u and I said i can nvr get drunk, and u proved me wrong. And the time u punched our friend we disliked so much and blamed it on the alcohol.

Done.

It's all about me

Monday, November 10, 2008

Even throwing the dice is automated.
Press a button and the dice spin themselves.
No more losing of dice.

Thats the spinning mechanism inside the table
which shuffles the tiles.

The table used 2 sets of majong tiles, so no time is wasted shuffling. Once u end 1 game, u can start the next game in 5 secs.

It's all about me

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Went down into city today to buy fireworks. On some particular days, u can buy fireworks and let them off. Tomorrow's one of em.

Downloaded a new anti virus system a few days ago. After runing a scan, i found 400 spyware and 800 virus.
Damn u Norton.

Exams are starting in 2 weeks time and i am so not prepared. I went over to a friend's house to study. I chose him cause he's damn smart and he probably knows how to study. So i went over one of the nites. He studies in a way totally different from me. I turned on music with my laptop and he said not to. Not even music! When i study back at home, i got the tv and music on at the same time. So we sat there in silence studying for 4 hours. For once i actually did some studying. Gotta change how i study.

It's all about me

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Korean friend introduced this vid to me. Really tragic. Just as good as 童话. Though i don understand a word they're saying.

It's all about me

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Maybe i'm behind in this news, but this is was i heard bout recently.

I'm not gonna post the pics. U don know wat singapore laws can do. I'll just give the link.

So apparently, this lady is a primary school teacher. If i had a teacher like her, i would have wanted to stay in primary school for life. Looks at the pics to get wat i'm saying.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8N89F7wqiU8/SQdyNBgopxI/AAAAAAAADLk/Ah60j2tShZY/s1600-h/Singaporean+Teacher+Gwen+Enter+Her+Very+Ah+Lian+Mini+Bikini+Photos+in+Online+Bikini+Contest+www.GutterUncensored.com+feature.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8N89F7wqiU8/SQdy9EM_zII/AAAAAAAADMk/hcY7B0632Mw/s1600-h/Singaporean+Teacher+Gwen+Enter+Her+Very+Ah+Lian+Mini+Bikini+Photos+in+Online+Bikini+Contest+www.GutterUncensored.com+00261588.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8N89F7wqiU8/SQdy8SKAiJI/AAAAAAAADMU/8kg5k0TPmWE/s1600-h/Singaporean+Teacher+Gwen+Enter+Her+Very+Ah+Lian+Mini+Bikini+Photos+in+Online+Bikini+Contest+www.GutterUncensored.com+00261590.jpg

Hot Dang!

It's all about me

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Had todays and yesterday off.

Didnt do much. Still up to my neck with bio research. Spent the whole day today sorting out my tax return at inland revenue.

It's all about me

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Playing with my friend's BB gun out at the farm.

Been almost week since i've been back in NZ. Nth much. Just catching up on school work which i've missed.

It's all about me

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

How can anyone not recognise superman?

I'm sure anyone would recognise me even if i took off my glasses, combed up my fringe, put on red cape & red undies and stick a big "S" on my chest.

It's all about me

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Just came home from a Bday party.

I finally found a route home from town which stays clear of all the police alcohol checkpoints. All u gotta do is take all the smaller road through the ghettos. Takes a longer time, but its betta then staying away from drinks.

I find driving when u're a lil drunk the best feeling. Its like ur car is horvering.

It's all about me

Friday, September 12, 2008

Got a Bday party again tomorrow. 4th this month.

Theme of the party is green. So we're supposed to wear green stuff. Thats the worst colour to pick. As you probably know, most of my clothes are black. Where in the world am i gonna get green clothes?

It's all about me

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

New Found Fact.

In a hundred thousand years, provided humans are still alive, the male sex would be almost wiped out, due to something bout the Y chromosome being a minority gene.
Or something like that.

But imagine that! Imagine how much girl on girl action u'd get to see if u were one of the few men left!

I was born a hundred thousand years too early.


Wen & Yvon: It was something to do bout hierarchy of animals. Couldnt write on word on it.

Sherwin: Yea. i recieved it.Thanks

It's all about me

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I was counting and i realised i have 8 friend's whos Bdays are in september. Not including mine. And thats just in NZ. So thats heaps of cash blown on Bday gifts.

My bio class was told to observe a fish tank with 3 angel fish for 20 min today and write down what we observed. At the end, i didnt have 1 word down. I didnt even know which was the male and female.

It's all about me

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Big thanks to all those who wished me happy Bday and those who spent it with me.
I wanna list all the names down, but that'd that forever. U know who u are.

How i spent my Bday.
Dad came over in the morning with my cousin and we went out to lunch. After that, i went for a BBQ down at some park. Thanks to all those who attended the BBQ. After that, went into town to have dinner and went drinking.
Thats bout it.

Some of the presents i got were, perfume, belt, shot drinking chess set, box of chocolates some decorative hanging thing with my name on it, a burnt chicken wing & a 'stripper'.

Thanks to everyone. It was a unfogettable Bday.

Thanks doll.

It's all about me

Monday, September 01, 2008

This was the convesation i had with Chi Yeung last night, which started out with me asking him if he was going for the chalet.


sherwin says:
i'm going

Jason says:
chi yeun

sherwin says:
i told jason i'm going

Jason says:
u going?

Kayson says:
lol

Kayson says:
orh

Jason says:
so are u goin?

Jason says:
orh means?

Kayson says:
ah ya.. go lo

Jason says:
kk

Jason says:
i'll put ur name down

Kayson says:
oso dun need to put name de

Jason says:
need to sign up

Kayson says:
u wan to bluff who sia??

Kayson says:
ur head la..

Kayson says:
wher is the consent form??

Jason says:
how u know bout consent form?

Jason says:
chen told u?

Jason says:
yea. i'l email to u later

Kayson says:
haha

Kayson says:
can u fax to me?

Kayson says:
i dun hav printer sia

Jason says:
ah. i here no fax.

Kayson says:
canot print out

Jason says:
new zealand too low tech

Kayson says:
hmm...

Jason says:
i ask sheep to mail to u k

Kayson says:
den u old zealand la

Kayson says:
maybe ther better

Jason says:
i heard so. i'll go over to look tomorrow

Kayson says:
very near u ther meh??

Kayson says:
how u get ther??

Kayson says:
sheep?

Jason says:
yeah.

Kayson says:
or cow??

Jason says:
just gotta ride one

Jason says:
sheep

Jason says:
but might need to transit

Jason says:
then change to cow

Kayson says:
lol
Kayson says:
i thot is transit from 1 sheep to another??

Kayson says:
so can change animal 1 ah?!

Jason says:
nah. different company

Jason says:
i think they not enough sheep

Jason says:
so i need to use cow company

Kayson says:
icic

Kayson says:
hmm..

Kayson says:
they smart sia

Kayson says:
how is the rate??

Jason says:
depends wat kind of sheep u wan

Jason says:
the hybrid sheep can run faster

Kayson says:
lol

Jason says:
but cow same rate

Kayson says:
got sport sheep??

Kayson says:
i wan to be fast de

Jason says:
pretty expensive

Kayson says:
shaved?

Jason says:
especially first class sheep

Kayson says:
canot stand the hair sia

Jason says:
u wan shave?

Jason says:
then cannot go too fast

Jason says:
else the wind will make the sheep cold

Kayson says:
hmm...

Kayson says:
icic

Jason says:
but tell u wat

Kayson says:
do u need to wear some special suit??

Jason says:
if u got choice, choose cow company

Kayson says:
aerodymanic

Jason says:
got free milk

Kayson says:
i thot sheep oso got milk??

Jason says:
don need. u just need to hold on tight onto the sheep

Kayson says:
cow got alot of shit leh.. smelly sia

Jason says:
the milk on sheep company not really nice

Jason says:
nah., u should sit first class cow

Jason says:
not so smelly

Kayson says:
they got bath ah?

Jason says:
yeah.

Jason says:
they even go massage sometimes

Jason says:
so they go pretty fast

Kayson says:
ai seh!!

Kayson says:
that is good service sia

Kayson says:
er..

Kayson says:
brb

Jason says:
k

Kayson says:
need to make some call

Jason says:
kk


sherwin just sent you a nudge.

Kayson says:
wad u all doin sia??
Jason says:
nth

Kayson just sent you a nudge.

sherwin says:
faxing you the consent form

Jason says:
haha

Kayson says:
lol

Kayson says:
wah baing

Kayson says:
i countin sheep noe

Jason says:
where u get the sheep to count?

Kayson says:
ah yo..

Kayson says:
u email a pic of new zealand wad

Kayson says:
full of sheep

Jason says:
eh u lousy

Jason says:
need to use pic

Jason says:
i want to count sheep

Jason says:
i just open my window

Kayson says:
lol

Jason says:
sheep not enough, i open other window and count cow

Kayson says:
u open so many window for wad sia?!

Kayson says:
juz open another tab la..

Kayson says:
hmm...

Jason says:
lol

Kayson says:
i dun expect u to uds sia..

Kayson says:
do u??

Jason says:
haha of cause

Jason says:
took quite a while though

Jason says:
woah. u're gettin betta

Kayson says:
u aint that bad either

Kayson says:
ya aint got no kill no body...

Jason says:
???????????

Kayson says:
so is got kill or not??

Jason says:
erm

Jason says:
got?

Kayson says:
i oso duno sia!!!

Kayson says:
i watchin a niga show juz now

Kayson says:
den the guy lik that say sia

Kayson says:
i oso duno whether he got kill or not sia

It's all about me

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Didnt do anything at all today so there's nth to blog bout today. Only that i had diarrhea the whole day.

But on friday, went out for a perfomance/dinner event.
The dress code was semi-formal, but i didnt bring a single shirt over. So i had to go out into town to buy a shirt. Cost me 120$. Luckily it was SEMI-formal, so i could wear a jeans. Else i would have had to buy a formal pants as well.

It's all about me

Friday, August 29, 2008

Finally finished with trial exams. Gonna fail most of it.

Tickets are booked and i am coming back to sg for the holidays.

I'll try to blog on a more regular basis starting next week.

It's all about me

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Just came home.

Anyway, rented out a movie and went over to my friend's house to watch it. Ghost film to be exact. She lives out in a farm and there was no one home. So it was just 2 of us sitting in the living room watching the show. It was bloody scary film and it was made worse as it was totally silent out in the countryside.

The house was huge as well and my friend refused to let me go home till she had washed up and was in bed. Cause she didnt wanna walk around alone.

The main point is, i had to make my way out through the dark, outside to my car. I then had to drive for 20 min through the countryside, which has no street lights all by my self. You have no idea how bloody scary it is. I was constantly looking at my mirror to the back seat.

Moral?

It's all about me

Saturday, August 23, 2008

I'm not sure how many of you have seen this movie, The Never Ending Story. It was my fav fairy tale in the 1990s.
I had the tape for it and i used to watch it almost everyday.



The singer's a bit of a homo though.

It's all about me

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Some long over due photos. Thats the car i got.

It's all about me

Monday, August 11, 2008

It's all about me

Monday, August 04, 2008

I recently saw an ad for monopoly. Apparently, monopoly has come up with a credit card system instead of using the usual bank notes.

Its not a good idea.

In the past, whenever i played monopoly, i would try to sit next to the banker. And whenever no one was looking, i would sneak a couple of 500$ notes into my hand.

cant do that now with the credit card system.

It's all about me

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Since my MU server is down, i'll take some time to blog.

Like shawn said, i've just been on MU alot these days.

I havent been skipping school lately (like i did last term), cause i got caught skipping. I'm on the 'watch list' and i'll get into trouble if i skip classes again. Just as well, trials are coming up soon and i gotta start studying.

A storm hit new zealand last week and my town was hit hard. U couldnt walk outside without walkin slanted from the wind.

blog another day when i actually have something to talk bout.

It's all about me

Saturday, July 12, 2008

It's all about me

I always keep my finger nails short. I cant stand em long.

But 1 thing i hate bout short nails is that it aint as effective when u dig ur nose.

It's all about me

Friday, July 11, 2008

Over the last few days, little has happened. Going out the day into town, drinking/poker/dice in the night and playing computer games when i'm at home.

Probably the most exciting thing that happened was yesterday.

I was taking a shower. There's steam all over the place cause its bloody cold here so i take really really hot showers. So i was using my soap to lather my body and had just rinsed it off. I then went on to put some facial cleanser onto my hands and rubbed them together.
As i lifted them to lather my face, i noticed a hair on my hand, among the foam. And it was a pubic hair (pubic hairs have a distinct curly feature) I tried to stop my hands, but they were too close to my face and somehow i couldnt control my hands at that time. So before i knew it, i had pubic hair in my face.
MY own pubic hair. Not good.

It's all about me

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Quick update of my life.

Holiday's started this monday. Havent been doing much. Just staying home rushing game. And when i mean rush, i mean crazy rush. Been having bout 4 hours of sleep each day since sunday, rushing lvls on the game. But its not gone to waste. I'm 2nd top in the server. Huge deal. Shawn can vouch for me.

Been staring at the comp so much, my eyes are blurry.

Gonna take a break. Gonna sleep 10 hours tonight.

Went out yesterday and bought a hoodie and a cap. The cap cost me 110$.

Going out to eat Yum char tomorrow.

Other then that, nth much has been up.

It's all about me

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Finally completed my 4500 word essay after 7 hours straight working on it.

Bloody tired.

It's all about me

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

It's easier to make a man happy.

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

.

.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2.. Bring food

It's all about me

Monday, June 30, 2008

It's all about me

My teacher increased my history report minimum word requirement to 4500. Pretty much screwed from here on.

It's all about me

Friday, June 27, 2008

This week's done and half of all assesments are done. Thats a huge relief. Another half left.

Going to a strip club tonight to have a farewell party for one of my friends leaving town.

It's all about me

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

After not going to school for almost 2 weeks, i went back to school to mountains of work.

Gotta come up with a 45 min speech on friday.
8 book/text reviews due in next wed and a 1500 word literacy report due on next friday.
Got a 2000 word history research paper due in on monday and i've barely started on it.
Got a statistics math test tomorrow.
And last but no least, i'm behind my bio research on effect of stratification's effect on germination of pinus radiata.

If it don sound a lot to u, i can assure u that it is.
Stress? It sure is. And some ppl aint even helping, adding to my stress instead.
I aint got the time for such crap.

Having fallen back on studies, I'm gonna get my friend whos like super smart to help me out.
She's in uni majoring in law and bio. thats like the 2 hardest subjects ever?
Hopefully I can catch up in school.

I cant wait for the holidays in 2 weeks time.

But for now, i'm going back to work on my speech.

It's all about me

Monday, June 23, 2008

Amazing replica of hermit the frog and Louis Armstrong.

It's all about me

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I dont see why girls should complain bout leaking blood every month. Sure, sometime's u get cramps, sure u gotta spend extra money on pads, PMS sucks, especially for the boyfriends.

But we guys don have it easy u know. We have this thing called a dick. Its constantly on a prowl. the slightest thing can make it stand at attention. And its not a good feeling, especially when u're wearing jeans.
And this 'prowl' is not just once a month. No... its every single second. Even when we sleep, when we wake up, when we eat, when we study.
Its not just bout being 'horny'. Its an eternal quest to satisfy our innate fulfillment.

It's all about me

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

It's all about me

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Some random pictures to show wat my life's been bout.

It's all about me

Sunday, June 08, 2008

'Raping' the Bday boy

Forfeits

It's all about me

Friday, June 06, 2008

Looking for companions to play MU server. No lag, good exp, good drops.

http://www.triforcemu.com/index.php

wanna form a powerfull guild ingame.

It's all about me

Friday, May 30, 2008

It's art week and the different houses compete against each other on various artsy stuff. Painting, chalk art, photography, drama, short film, etc.

It's all about me

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Click on image to animate it.

It's all about me

Update of life

Popped a bloody vessel in my eye. Doc said could be due to anything. Shock, lifting heavy objects, punch to the head, sand in the eye. Probably because i was lifting weights the other day.

Didnt go school today. Needed the day to work on my english research paper due in tomorrow. 1500 word essay.

It's impossible to be warm here. Walking outside, cold. Watchin TV, cold. In school, cold. Eating, cold. Only time i'm not cold is when i'm taking a shower with hot water.

Its the Queen's birthday on monday so i'm getting the day off.

It's all about me

Friday, May 23, 2008

Vomitting has become a weekly rountine and i hate it. At times, I don even vomite cause i'm drunk. I vomit to get rid of the alcohol in me to get in more.

It's all about me

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Went into town today to order my new hand phone. Will get it next sat.

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/ku990.jhtml

It's all about me

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Just finished watching final destination 2. Its one of the few movies which would make me freak out. Death will always come back for you and even the simplest of things can kill you. Freaking out right now.

Back in sg, i used to complain when ppl only sang chinese songs in K-box. Least its betta then here where they even sing cantonese songs. A language even more foreign to me.

It's all about me

It's all about me

Saturday, May 17, 2008

My friend's aunt wasnt in for the week end, so couple of us went down to the house in Auckland. Just hung out at the house and drank. For the first time in my life, i've gotten drunk. 3 bottles of Vodka, 1 Peach schnappes and 19 bottles of beer between 7 ppl. Never been giddier in my life. Puked 6 times.
I finally know wat being drunk feels like. It sucks.
As qouted by the commercial, "Drinking, its not our future."

For the first time in my life, i have nvr been so afraid while sitting in a car. With fog so thick u cant see 4 meters ahead of u, my friends was driving at 140km/hour.

I now listen to chinese songs more then i do with english songs. Due to frequent K-boxing, I know all the latest chinese songs and can even sing to them.

Went to eat Yum Char for lunch today. It is exactly like in chinese restaurants back in asia. It was delicious. Except i puked out everything i ate.

It's all about me

Friday, May 16, 2008

It's all about me

Thursday, May 15, 2008

It's all about me

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Buy LG prada phone now? Or wait for LG prada 2 out in Febuary or even later in next year, but no point cause i'll be in NS.

It's all about me

Statistics show that 9 out of 10 men prefer big breast.
And I say, the 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

It's all about me

Monday, May 12, 2008

Had 2 dreams last night. In the first one, I got a call from a mysterious lady. I walked out to my drive way and asked who it was. She refused to tell me. I got angry and started scolding vulgur and demanded who it was. Just as she was about to tell me who she was, i got a phone call which woke me up.
Was so pissed that i couldnt find out who she was. Her voice sounded sexy. So as i went back to sleep, i hoped my dream would continue.

I did dream again, but a different dream. This time, a hot japanese lady in a red kimono led me into a garden and sat me down on a stone table and seats. Suddenly, out from no where, she took out a pizza box bout 1 metre across. Suddenly a bunch of mokey looking beggers jumped out from behind the bushes and stole all my pizza away piece by piece.
And the dream ended like that.
I woke up bloody hungry.

People say dreams have meanings to it. Whats the meaning to mine?

It's all about me

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Dont know why, but my friends always love to sing this song. Like how chen always sings that weird song.

It's all about me

"Gotta find a heathier bunch of ppl." 10 Minutes after I said that, I got a call. It was 9pm. My friends called me to go out. I thought it was jsut out to town 10 minutes away. So i agreed. They came to pick me up and i got into the car. Before i knew it, they sped off.
"we're going to Auckland." I nearly died of shock. They were going to another town 1 and a half hours away.
Went K-box and clubbing. Came home at 8am. Had 4 hours of sleep, then went out to get my hair cut. Good bye fringe. Hello weird looking hairdo which sticks out in different directions and V shape back hair.

It's all about me

Saturday, May 10, 2008

It's all about me

Got caught for long hair again on friday. Gotta get it cut be4 monday.

Went out for karaoke with my uni friends yesterday night. The headed over to one of their houses to drink. Never have i seen a better bunch of drinkers. Each person downed 15 bottles of beer. I could only do 3. Playing some dice game into 3am in the morning. 4 ppl, 2 1/2 packets of cigarettes 45 330ml bottle of beer. Thats bout 2 years off my life.
Gotta find a heathier bunch of ppl.

List for tomorrow.
1) Cut hair
2) Buy underwear
3) Buy socks

It's all about me

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

It's all about me

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

During the 9 hour flight back to NZ, it was a silent war over control of the arm rest. The minute i lift my arm, the fat indian man beside me would seize the arm rest. I would conquer it back when he takes his arm off. This went on for 9 hours.

I found out that my clay turns rock hard due to the cold. It makes it hard to spread over ur palm.

It's all about me

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Out drunk by the end of the nite with 2 ppl vomitting.

It's all about me

Friday, April 11, 2008

It's all about me

Thursday, April 10, 2008

In a dilemma.

Dont know if i should go to school tomorrow.

Unfavourable lessons
English - Got a test. Gotta write a 800 word essay on the novel we are studying.
Math - Got a math test which i am totally not ready yet.
History - Got 2 essay homework i need to pass up tomorrow.

Important lessons I need to go
Biology - Last day to finish up my 3000 word research.
Computer - Last day to finish up my programming assesment.

Majority wins. I'm not going to school tomorrow.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

Been playing EA sports rugby 08 on my laptop. If its not rugby in real life, its rugby games.

Happened to be watching soccer on TV. Why do they take off their shirts after scoring a goal? Wats the logic behind that?

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Despite my vow never to buy Adidas shoes, rugby boots are an exception.
New rugby boots! WOOOOOOOO!

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Monday, March 31, 2008

Woooooooooooooooo!

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Saturday, March 29, 2008

Went out last night into town with couple of Korean and taiwanese friends. First went to have dinner in this really good Japanese restaurant, although over priced, but was delicious. Went on to a pub. Had a vodka cocktail. Had a vodka shot and a tequila shot.
Went on to a karaoke. Remember when in singapore i used to complain bout how everyone kept singing only chinese songs in Kbox? No different here. We went into a karaoke owned by koreans and they had mostly Korean and chinese songs. They do have almost the same pathetic numbers of english song back in singapore. Anyway, Koreans scream their songs. I'm never going singing with koreans again. Took another 5 shots there. Conclusion, Taiwanese cant drink, Koreans take shots like drinking water.

Went on to play lan till 6am and took a cab home. So that was my night. 7 shots and 1 cocktail.

Suddenly, at 9am, recieved a phone call. There was a 'emergency' computer club meeting. Rushed down to school still half hung over.

So thats basically my day. Still half dead. Gonna sleep now.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Went down to rebel sports today to catch the easter sale before it finishes. Rebel sports is one of the biggest sport shop chain in NZ.
Anyway i went down cause i needed to get new rugby boots. Found 2 that i really liked. Couldnt get both. They didnt have size 10 for the 156$ boot and no way was i gonna pay 300$ for the other boot.

Try out the self proclaimed world's hardest game.
http://armorgames.com/play/1043/the-worlds-hardest-game

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Easter resolution.

• Stop smoking (especially china brands) to get back stamina.
• Start running again.
• Tackle harder.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

I'm gonna die soon from all the research and work from school..

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Sooooooooooooo tired!

Went over to my friend's house (farm to be exact) today. Played tennis first. With a big farm, u can have ur own tennis court. Anyway, I accidentally shot the ball out of the court and it went into the farm. So i had to go out and get it. Just as i bent over to pick up the ball, i felt a shock in my butt. Didnt think much of it so i bent down again. I got shocked again! Turned around and realised my butt was sticking into the electric fence. It bloody hurts in case u have nvr been shocked in the butt by an electric fence. And u cant really see it cause its not really a fence but just 3 thin metal wires.
The fence was to keep the cows in the fields by the way. And to remind ppl not to hit the ball too far out.

After that, went swimming and into the hot tub.

Went on to play rugby in the farm (away from the bloody electric fence). I have confidence that this year, i can make it into the first team. Well, hopefully. I did get better.
I LOVE RUGBY. Cause u get to bowl ppl over.

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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Decided to apply for scholarship for english, history and computer studies.
Gonna have a difficult year ahead of me.

Scholarship for computer is an 11 hour exam. All at 1 go! Except for the lunch that is.

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Thursday, March 06, 2008

Just came back from my friend's tennis competition. Whats hotter then 4 girls wearing short skirts playing with balls? Not many things.



Nearly died today, stepped into the locker room and nearly suffocated. It stinks like dead skunk wearing month old unwashed socks.

Why does leg hair nvr grow longer?

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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Did u know?

In 2004, a singaporean girl, aged 9, gave birth to a boy in 2004 after being impregnated by a fellow student at her school.

Dont know bout u, but i didnt hear anything bout it.

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Monday, March 03, 2008

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

A picture says a thousand words. So thats 4k words here.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Didnt go to school today. Siwimming carnival so decided to skip it.

Form 7 is freaking hard, i remember back in form 6, i could come home and go to sleep or just slack. But this year, homework takes up least 1+ hour every day.

I buy packet mac and cheese from the supermarket and eat em for lunch. All i gotta do is pour it into a bowl, put a bit of milk, 1 teaspoon of butter and 450ml of water. I nvr know how much 450ml is. I've made this same dish 5 times and it either turns out too dry or too wet.
Nvr buy 3 min mac and cheese packs.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Happy Birthday Sherwin!

I realise no matter which country I am in, there will always be conversation bout hair or balls, or hair on balls.

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Every big road small lane,
every one the mouth inside,
see face first line of sentence,
is congrats congrats,
congrats congrats congrats u ah,
congrats congrats congrats u.

Autumn when get to beginning,
is very good news.
Warm (something) wind,
wake up the big land. (WHAT????)
congrats congrats congrats u ah,
congrats congrats congrats u,
congrats congrats congrats u ah,
congrats congrats congrats u.

(something bout ice),
eye see (something bout flower),
slowly even flower live,
hear the cluck of a chicken.
congrats congrats congrats u ah,
congrats congrats congrats u,

Translated to the best of my capabilities.
Happy Chu 2!

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Too....... much....... meat.........

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

For those who wanna know how my school life is like. Here's my school today.

Roll call in house then headed down to chapel. tuesdays and thursdays are 'holy' days.

1st Period.
Computer. Working on paint shop pro. Ended up playing pinball and suring blogs. There's goes my weekly internet quota.

2nd period.
History. Doing history of NZ which is rather hard. Barely have any background knowledge of it. My teacher lent me a book and told me it would help me since i didnt know much bout NZ history. He told me to read from page 1 to 600. Nice...

Interval.
Promised to help me friend with his english. Went to the library. I hate the library. Its damn cold in there. But at the same time, i like it. Its got cushions and sofas. The best place to take a nap. Provided u don get caught.

3rd Period.
Study/Free period. Went to the library, hid upstairs and slept for a whole hour.

4th Period.
English. Doing unseen poem and prose. Cant tell u much bout eng lesson. Fell asleep after 10 min into the lesson.

Lunch.
Played pool for a bit, then went down to have lunch. I always play a bit a pool or table tennis before going down cause it'll be real crowded if u go down early. Pizza was for lunch today. One of my fav.

5th Period.
Biology. Lesson was something bout y some bird had to evolve to adapt to its surrounding due to the ice ages 20 million years ago. I also found out that the difference between 250 million years and 252 million years dont really make any difference. 2 million years. Thats a whole lotta years to me. But i guess in retrospect to 250 million years, 2 million's nth. Other then that, nth else. Fell asleep. Woke up to realise had homework to be done.

6th Period.
Maths. Learning statistics this year. Don know y. Am I in business course? Cant tell u anything bout maths today. As u can guess, yeah. Fell asleep.

School ended and guardian came to pick me up. Came home with a runny nose, been doing homework till now.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Happy Chinese New Year!

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Friday, January 18, 2008

Engrish facts.

Dreamt is the only eng word which ends with "mt".

"Rhythms" is the longest word without the vowels.

"Typewriter" is the longest word u can make with the letters on 1 row of ur key board.

No words from one to nine hundred and ninety-nine has the letter "A".

Only three words end in "ceed"; "proceed", "exceed", "succeed".

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Quick update bout my life. Spring is here, been going to a lot of BBQs. Just came home from carol service in school. They celebrate christmas, the birth of jesus and sing a whole bunch a carols. Been playing PS2 simpsons. Very hungry right now.

Coming home on the 8th of dec. Dont know flight number, dont know which terminal. All i know is my luggage is too full and i'm reaching singapore at 1am.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Had biology exam today. For the first time in my life, when i read a biology question, i understand every word in it. Unlike when i did O lvls. But this exam lasted 3 hours. And thinking for 3 hours straight is just impossible. After 2 hours 40 min, my brain just refused to think. I even had to read the question twice to get it through my head. Short attention span.

Got 2 more exams left. After that, its driving test. Thats the hardest.

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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Nice vid for gamers. Though later episodes get too lame and boring,

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

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Friday, November 16, 2007

"I do not like it when you touch my breast" HAHA. That was a crack up.

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Sunday, November 11, 2007

Today was the last day of school. Now all i gotta do is wait for the exams in 1 weeks time. Stress. Gonna fail Calculus. Gotta start cramming. Some one motivate me please.

I'm pizza-ed out Had pizza for 4 days in a row. My PE and maths teacher treated the class to pizza and i had ordered pizza on sat and had pizza again on sunday with friends.

There's a weird tradition here. November is called Movember. Meaning it's moustache month. All the guys in NZ grow their moustache out in aid of prostate cancer awareness.

Yvon: cost me S$210

Norman & Sherwin: Ppl keep dogs, cats, fish, etc for pets. Why cant i have a parrot.

Wen: Actually, i was watching spongbob square pants when i came up with a parrot for my wants. But my top want is still a pole dance stripper.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Just found out that my driving plans are not going as planned. Might not be able to obtain my driver's license for singapore as early as i expected. Damn.

Anyway, got a new list of my wants.

1) Bungee jumping.
2) Join the amazing race.
3) A talking parrot which sits on my shoulder and is able to have conversations with me.
4) A pole dance stripper.

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Saturday, November 03, 2007

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Had my first ever Tug-of-war game today. Between my house and another house. Its actually much harder then it looks. Pulled so hard i got rope burn. But my house lost. Even though they had me. Why's that?

Short update. Goin off to Halloween party. Update tomorrow. Cya peeps.

Norman: i choose treat.

Wen: lol. cannot point fingers, but emo is not a bad thing. Wats wrong with reminiscing bout the past, especially when its good.

Yvon: Whats wrong with this song? Isnt it nice?

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Had a mock driving test today. Failed horribly.

-Forget to signal or signal too slowly.

-Forget to look at side roads and blind spot.

-Still freaking out at round abouts.

Wen: Lol, not you. If u read other ppl's blog, got this trend going on.

Norman: Andy likes MCR?

Sherwin: I said i wrote that cause I wrote that causer i saw the trend in other ppl's blog. Only u this kind stone cold heart no feeling 1.

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Gosh, a year has passed since we graduated from secondary school, and recently, i see the trend of ppl reminiscing about their secondary school life. Stop it, u're making me sad. Like many other ppl stated, it may not have been the best school, but it was the best school experience. I would actually do anything to relive those days.

I'm being forced to go watch My Chemical Romance concert with my bro and mom when iu'm back in singapore. I nvr did like going for such things, way too crowded and noisy. Gives me a headache. My bro wanted to go watch, but at primary school, u don have those kind of 'go to a crazy concert' kind of friends, so my mom agreed to go with him and they're dragging me with them. 1 young boy and 1 old woman and me.
Well, my mom and bro did go for the Black Eye Peas concert 2 weeks back and they really enjoyed it. I'm sure it'll work out fine.

Wen: Lol. its a spoilt ear piece, not a DJ set. But i bought new one already. So cannot KTV.

Yvon: yoh. long time no talk. No wonder so out of touch.

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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Went down to Mount Manganui with a couple of friends today. 3 guys from Thailand, China, Saudi Arabia and 3 girls from Korea, Germany and brazil. All over the world yeah.
Went to play bowling at first, then went to the beach, its still spring and the water is still freezing. So we went up the mountain to the hot springs.

Very tired. Will update again.

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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Wanted to watch 'Eastern Promise' last nite. But it was M18 and there was only me who's 18 and another guy who's 19. So we wanted to sneak the other 4 in. Even though the guy wore really matured and the girls wore slutty clothes, they didnt wanna sell us the tickets. So we had to settle for 'Perfect Creature', a NZ film bout vampires. Don't know if they have it back in singapore or not. It was alright.
After the film, it was 1am and there were no bus left and none of us had a car. Well, 1 of the guy had a car which he bought 3 weeks ago, but it got stolen. So we all had to walk home. Every one's house was somewhat the same way. So bit by bit the numbers reduced, till it was left with me and a thai girl. One thing bout NZ is that the street lights that are not in town are placed far away from each other. So it is rather dark. So that was when the 2 of us started freaking out, thinking bout what vampires and lurking in the dark. Hey, you nvr know when a vampire will creep out of the dark and eat u. Notice i used 'eat', cause in that show, the vampires seem to eat the whole person's neck, and they dont turn into vampires even after being bitten. Weird eh.
Moral? Quickly pass ur driving test and get a car.

My earpiece finally broke down. The metal wires are showing and the funny thing is, i can hear the back ground music, but i cant hear the words. It's useful if u wanna practice singing the song.
Its one of the few times i use something till it's actually spoilt be4 i buy a new one.

Norman & shawn: I prefer spencer locke. And she's still young and ripe.

Sherwin: No idea, but u can look up from those World guinness books. Should be in there.

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

For those who watched Resident Evil Extinction. Remember that girl who went by the name of K-mart? HOT HOT HOT. And she's only 16 years old! I will nvr forget her, cause throughout the whole movie, Andy kept nudging me telling me how hot she was.
I liked her down in the dirt fighting zombies but still pretty.

Oh, and Hayden Panettiere from Heroes is hot too.

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Went over to a friend's house to make napalm bombs. Fun, but bloody dangerous. Do it though. They teach u how to make it on youtube.


Found out today that hair extensions are done using real human hair. WOAH, now that's just creepy. Why would i want real human hair on my head. So now the next thing i wanna know is, do they get the hair off dead ppl, or do alive ppl sell theirs, like how they do with sperms. Cause if thats the case, i'm gonna start taking good care of my hair to sell. Like how i'm taking good care of my sperms.


Found out recently bout Naked News. Alway heard bout such thing, but nvr did think much bout it. For those who dont know, its normal news broadcasting, but with naked ladies. The news, big screen TV, hot naked babes, wat more can u ask got. Hey, don look at me that way, I'm just a guy.

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Everytime i try to blog bout something, half way through i'd just give up. There isnt much to say.

Exams are starting in 4 weeks time, but i'm still slacking. Guess there's no difference from when i was back in singapore.

'Father, son, brother, uncle. Everyone is at risk of breast cancer' Thats this year's breast cancer slogan. Oh shit. that means i'm at risk.

What the bloody hell is going through ur mind? This aint some drama show.

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Spring is here, the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, the butterflies and bees are flying around, the birds are chirping, snow white is singing. That's the perfect image ppl have of spring. But when the birds chirp loudly and wake u up in the morning, it aint so perfect.
Spring means rugby season is over, means boredom kicks in. What sports am i gonna take next? Probably go back to tennis.

Picking of subjects for next year has started. Gonna do 3 computer modules, meaning 3 hours of staring at the computer everyday. Sciences, english & maths. Got 1 more space for another subject. Should i take chinese? Don forget, I did get A for PSLE.

They stopped selling my Pokka ice lemon tea in the asian supermarket. Damn sad.

I've changed my desired job. I wanna be a physcologist now.

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Been real busy since i got back. Had english test yesterday and chem practical test today. Had to carry out titration. That was easy, forgot the formula though. Final year exams starting in bout 5 weeks time, and i'm still clueless bout all my studies.

Forgot my dentures when i came back. Had to get my mom to send them to me. Else 2 months later, i'll have to wear braces all over again like brace-face andy.

Got a 5 day holiday coming up in 2 weeks time. Might be going down to Mount Reupehu to ski. Been 3 years since i skied back in the US. Hopefully there'll still be snow in 2 weeks time, cause its spring now, getting hotter each day.

OK, sorry if this is boring post. There's really nth to update bout. I'll keep trying.

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Thanks to all those who wished me happy birthday :-)



Just an update, will be back in singapore on 12th sept.



Nth much as been up. Had 2 rugby matches on saturday, caught a cold after that and slept the whole day away.

So to spice up this boring post, i'll give u some crap.
U realised that Donald duck nvr wore pants. But when he steps out of the shower, he has a towel around his waist. What's with that?

Batman became BATman cause he feared bats. So if i was to be a superhero, I'd have to be cockroach man.

Remember when ur parents told u that u had to finish ur food cause many ppl in poorer countries didnt have enough food and were starving?
Well, even if we did finish our food, they'd still be starving.

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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Had house music recently. Its when all the houses get upstage and sing a song and compete. Stupid? I know.

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Friday, August 31, 2007

Nth much has been up. School still goes on, been skipping quite a lot though. Only went to school 2 days this week. I cant remember the last time i picked up a book and read.Have to do 9 book reviews in 3 terms. Did try at the beginning of the year for my book reviews. Picked up a book, but gave up and did the review by looking for its summary online. So discounting that, I probably have not read a book for almost 3 years. So i went to the library and picked up a book called smash. Read the 2 pages and went on to play computer games.

Failed DNA portion of my biology. Questions such as what are the 4 proteins of a DNA strand. How the hell i know.



Some one told me I'll be in singapore during latern festival. Some one go with me chinese garden!



Some random pictures.

The road is lined with pink blossom trees. really a pretty sight when winter is ending.

Closer look at the pink trees.

Wen: there's actually not enough time. Even for english.

Yvon: Anyway, how come u know so much bout dicks to know how it looks like.

Norman: LOL. i got more of ur anime porn fetish. I'll send u more when i get back.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Havent been updating again. Exam week. 1 thing thats different from singapore is that all test for each subject takes 3 hours. Whether it is eng, bio, science, or maths, is 3 hours. U'd think thats a lot especially for science. But its not. There's actually too little time. Nearly couldnt finish. Maths and bio was a killer. Well, maths has always been hard for me. But bio's a gone case.

Had burger king for the first time here. Had the 'XL Triple Stack' 3 beef patties and bacon. 3 beef patties! Huge. But nearly vommited after eating the whole thing.
There is an advantage to being an asian in an ang moh country. When u go to asian shops or stalls, they give u discount.

Yvon and sherwin: u try drawing balls and dicks. its not easy.

Li Min: guess u're gone be4 u can see this. But in case u do, its fine. Don know what they have there. thanks anyway.

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